Odd and stupid signs

  • On an electrician's truck: "Let Us Remove Your Shorts."
  • Outside a radiator repair shop. "Best Place in Town to Take a Leak."
  • In a realtor's office: "Lots for little."
  • In a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit."
  • In a maternity clothes store: "We are open on labor day."
  • In a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
  • In the door of the maternity ward: "Push Push Push."
  • At entrance of the IRS: "Watch your step."
  • At the exit of the IRS: "Watch your mouth."
  • In a bookstore: "We treat you write."
  • On a front door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian - except the dog."
  • In an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
  • On a physicist’s door: "Gone fission."
  • In a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
  • On a podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
  • In a butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs."
  • On used car lot: "Second hand cars in first crash condition."
  • On fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
  • In a car dealership office: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
  • In a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
  • At a hotel. "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
  • In a science teacher's room:
    "If it moves, it's biology.
    If it stinks, it's chemistry.
    If it doesn't work, it's physics."
  • In butchers window: "Pleased to meat you."
  • On auto body shop: "May we have the next dents?"
  • At the dry cleaner's window: "Drop your pants here."
  • On a parking space at a garden nursery: "Reserved for plant manager."
  • On a door to a psychiatric ward: "Please do not disturb further."
  • In an office: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."


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