Found some of these to be real funny! :)
Pacific Grove, California- It causes a misdemeanor if you kill or threaten a butterfly
Ventura County, California- Cats or dogs can't have sex without a permit.
Sarasota, Florida- It is illegal to wear swimwear while singing a public place.
Chicago, Illinois- A hat pin is considered a concealed weapon.
Michigan- It is illegal for a woman to cut her hair without her husband's consent.
Minnesota- It is illegal to mock skunks.
Brainerd, Minnesota- Every man must grow a beard
Ohio- It is illegal to sell beer while wearing a Santa Claus suit, even if you are a dog.
Seattle, Washington- It is illegal to sell lollipops. Suckers are fine.
Virginia- All bathtubs must be outside, not in the house.
Toronto, Canada- It is illegal to ride a streetcar on Sunday after eating garlic.
Cleveland, Ohio- It is illegal to capture mice without a hunting license.
Arizona- It is illegal to hunt camels.
Kentucky- It is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.
Louisana- It is illegal to rob a bank, and then shoot the teller with a water pistol.
Indiana- It is prohibited to bathe in the winter.
Kentucky- You must take a bath at least once a year.
Alaska- It is illegal to look at a moose from a flying vehicle.
Atlanta, Georgia- is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
Idaho- It is forbidden by law for one citizen to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds.
New York State- It is illegal to shoot a rabbit from a trolley car.
Somalia, Africa- It is illegal to carry old gum on the tip of you nose.
New Jersey- It is illegal to slurp soup.
Arkansas- A man is allowed to beat his wife, but no more than once a month.
Chicago, Illinois- It is illegal for a woman that weighs 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.
Miami, Florida- It is illegal for a man to wear a strapless gown.
Mesquite, Texas- It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
Connecticut- It is illegal to walk across the street on your hands.
Avignon, France- It is illegal for a flying saucer to land in the city.
North Carolina- You cannot sell cotton lint or cotton seed at night.
New York- It is illegal to do anything against the law.
Hartford, Connecticut- It is illegal to plant a tree in the street.
Christiansburg, Virginia- It is illegal to spit.
Provincetown, Massachusetts- it's illegal to sell suntan oil until after noon on Sunday.
San Fransisco- It is illegal to beat a rug in front of your house.
Kentucky - It is illegal for a woman to appear in a bathing suit on a highway unless she is:
A) escorted by at least two police officers.
B) armed with a club.
C) lighter than 90 pounds or more than 200 pounds
Maryland - It's illegal to play Randy Newman's "Short People" on the radio.
New Hampshire - It is illegal to dye margerine pink.
Seattle, Washington - Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic 6 months in jail.
Texas - It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
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These are hilarious, lol.
Hi Sandy!
When I read this one, 'New York- It is illegal to do anything against the law.'
I thought of yuku and how so much it would fit. LOL!!!
Being from Chicago.
This one is so true.
"Chicago, Illinois- A hat pin is considered a concealed weapon."
You have a wonderful blog. And thank you always for your visit.
What a great way to start a day.
Laughter is good for the soul as well as the heart. I live in Florida so this one from "Miami, Florida- It is illegal for a man to wear a strapless gown" sure got a good laugh. I really enjoyed your blog.
Kowgirl